[Singapore] Funny laser gun army story

I always get cracked up when reading these army stories over at Days were The Those. This one is no exception:

me:"ZIU!ZIU!ZIU!"
platoon commander:"what the fuck are u doing?!"
me:"erm..."
platoon commander:"u were told to make the sounds of gun fire! wat were u doing?!"
me:"erm sir, my gun can shoot lazer."